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Name: Joeseph Sacredote
Position: OF
Weight: A 1980's supercomputer Height: 5'9
Is Like: What your dad is probably like when you're not around.
MLB Comparison:
Quote: "Baseball fucking sucks. (hits homerun)"
"Kickoff's at 1"
"Baseball!"
"Nevermind"
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Name: Amit Shawmalomadingdong
Position: RHP
Weight: Dwayne Wade Height: 5'10
Is Like: The only Indian kid to ever play baseball.
MLB Comparison: Vicente Padilla (Yes, I know he's Mexican, or something)
Quote: "You're all fucking racists!" (repeat daily)
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Name: Patrick Goodwin
Position: SS
Weight: Like 9 pounds Height: 5'8
Is Like: A closet gangster.
MLB Comparison: David Eckstein
Quote: "Look at this fucking field."
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