Wednesday, March 21st



WhOOOPSIE!!!!! Sorry all you Osprey fanatics! This Osprey forgot to update the website but all is well now, We got MAAAAAAAAS UPDATES FO YO ASSS!!! We got the Freshman section up and running. And we got a schedule/results section up, chack that bitch out. Your Stockton Ospreys are sitting pretty at 9-4 about to get into the nitty gritty NJAC schedule where we are gonna devour some fucking faggot teams. Hoep to see all you fans at the games. WE WILL BE EPIC! SEE YOU LATER!!

Tuesday, December 5th

How about you navigate your fucking arrow thing on over to......THE BRAND NEW SECTION OF OSPREY ASSEMBLE!!!!! Clickity clack on the Ask an Osprey link and delve into the deep and dark world of the Sprey, but beware, it may be t0o graphic for you to read. Professor X the OG Osprologist, delivers all the good for you to consume in your beak. ENJOY THE FRUITS OF THE OSPREYS LABOR MINIONS!!!!!! CAW CAW!!!! Happy BirthDAY MOM!! LOVE YOU

Sunday, December 4th

Update of Enemies section with Ospreys biggest Enemy. Youre gonna fuckin hate them too after you read it. It makes this Osprey IRATE!!!! MUST TALON A SUCKA!!!

Saturday, December 2nd.

Well FUck me in the ass and call me Mary Lou! We got some crazy UPDATE LAVA FLOWING TOWARDS YOUR LITTLE HAWAIIAN SHACK!! LOOK OUT! WWWWAAAA!!!! Sup all you O-Fanatics. Major up date for all your wild osprey fantasies!! ROLF!!!Z! Huge update in roster section, Super Sophomores have been added, look for section on coaches or freshmeat to be coming withing the year (LOLOLZZ theres only a month left in the year!!! HAHA! CAW CAW! Also if you want to party with the Ospreys, Just say so! Osprey will fly to your destination, party and destroy with you!!! CAW CAW CAW CAW! Ospreys had a most destructive Thanksgiving, Ospreys put a considerable dent in the dirt bag Turkey race. Ospreys hellbent on destroying them. Fuck them. CONGRATULATIONS TO OSPREY ASSEMBLE FOR REACHING 2000 hits ON ITS WEBSITE!!! 997,000,000 more hits and we'll reach our goal of ONE TRILLION!!! CAW!CHRISTMAS is on the way! Be sure to pick up your Osprey themed gift. Kids love the that Osprey shit, unless theyre being mauled by one, which is usually a mistaken identity case. Peace out Osprey fans! KEEP CAWING!!! BYAAW!! CAW! CAW!

Friday, November 18th

HEY there Osprey Nation. We got a totally insane update for you this great day. New section: Osprey Events! Caw!. Sorry for lackness of updates, Ospreys always focus on school first, killing second. Look crazy insane roster updates within a few days, Osprey Curran also writing update with WWOD where you can ask for Osprey advice.BYAW! Submit you questions hurry!! Pete Rose told the Ospreys that he never bet the Ospreys to lose. Wise choice Charlie Hustle! Ospreys are crazy amped for Thanksgiving, hopefully we can completely eliminate the enemy Turkey race once and for all! Caw!