These compadres still dont realize how crappy Stockton is. PSSSSSHHHH.

Name: Sean Donovan
Position:RHP
Weight:Some pounds. Height: 131cm
Is like:The mayor of baseball town.
MLB Comparison:Scott Proctor
Quote: "Guys, can we focus here?"
Stolen Facebook picture:

Whoa bud! This Osprey is UBER INTENSE!! LOLOLZ!!! BYAW!!!

Name: Matt Herrmann
Position: Fuck if we know.
Weight: European Car Height: 5'9
Is like: If Arnold Schwarzenegger took a huge dump, and it shape shifted into a human person, thats this kid.
MLB Comparison: Jonny Gomes
Quote:
Stolen Facebook picture:

This Osprey spits the sickest rhymes and bangs the finest hunnies in all the land. WOOP WOOP!

Name: Drew Slickmeyer
Position: RHP
Weight: Some kilos. Height:SUPER TALL!!!
Is like: Will Ferrell, but less funny, and less rich, and gets less ass.
MLB Comparison: Doug Jones
Quote: "Woopie."
"RIP Dale Earnhardt, I love you dude."
Stolen Facebook picture:

My parents dont love me. Because I look like this. Lazy eyes = cool.

Name:Joey Fisher
Position: RHP
Weight:Sac lunch Height:Scientists haven't figured out a way to measure things so small yet.
Is like: Butters.
MLB Comparison: Henry Rowengardner.
Quote: "Aw gee guys, quit playin! I'm just a wittle guy ya know, gimme a break! GOLLY!!!"
Stolen facebook picture:

WOW, this cat likes the dudes a little to much. But Ospreys are accepting of all "people".

Name John "The Body" Boyd
Position: LHP
Weight: Bagga bones. Height: 113lbs
Is like: "Lefthanded-like"
MLB Comparison: Cole Hamels (yea I said it, Cole fuckin Hamels!!!CAW!)
Quote: "Lets do it up!"
Stolen facebook picture:

Many of the Ospreys have lots of pent up agression, which we take out on the feild, or eachother.

Name: "Boy"
Position: Academic Suspension (hes a big dummy)
Weight: No one cares Height: Same as weight
Is like: The biggest waste of a roster position in the history of baseball. You're probably thinking, "Drew, theres no way you can know that, youre just a young bol." Well, I was close friends with Frank Sinatra, who was a big baseball fanatic, so we put together our baseball knowledge and decided that this kid is INDEED, the biggest waster of a roster space ever. RIP Blue Eyes.
MLB Comparison: A poor poor poor poor poor poor poor poor, dirty bum poor, poor poor poor poor poor, POOR POOR POOR POOR mans Jorge Posada.
Quote: "3 + 3 = 33, of course I's is going to class"
Stolen facebook picture:

My computer went on the fritz when I uploaded this picture, understandably.

Name: Craigory Rich
Position: OF
Weight: A keg. Height:9'7
Is like: The midwestern, cowboy hat wearing, sheriff of baseball town. (gay of course, cause hes a cowboy)
MLB Comparison: Preston Wilson
Quote: "yeehaw"
Stolen facebook picture:

Pray all you want faggots. Satans on our side.

Name: Matt Hehner
Position: Passed out drunk, on your couch probably.
Weight: He's got mass Height: SKYSCRAPPER LIKE!
Is like: Know how they save the best for last, well, not in this case.
MLB Comparison:Troy Glaus
Stolen facebook picture:

Hehner made out with this dude after this picture was taken. Look at him go in for the kill. Gaywad!