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Half these fags aren't gonna be back next year.
Name: Matt Allen
Summary: Dude from Home Improvement, real lightweight drinker. Barfs all over the place. Lol fag. Some sort of pigmentation
problem, needs more sun. From Woodstown so you know what that means. *cough gay sex cough*. Known for some good one liners.
Name: Dave Andrews
Summary: Goes by many aliases like "Pops", "Grandpa", "Grandpa", "Grandpapa",
"My great grandpapa", "Papa dukes", "touchy feely grandpa", and a whole nother assortment of
names. Known for his great book keeping skills. Likes hats, eating dinner at 4pm, and Humphrey Bogart.
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| The only Osprey with street cred. |
Name: Edward Ortiz
Summary: Is actually a sophomore (sorry Eddy). This dude is a crazy killer no lie. We were walking back from getting ice
cream (choco. fudge brownies wooo!!!)once, and this dude approached us asking for change. Eddy fucking stabbed the guy.Eddy
made him clean his blade. He fucking bled out. You cant make this stuff up people. Eddy eats every eggplant ever excavated.
Thats onomatopoeia, a popular literary device commonly used by childrens book authors to help children with pronunciation.
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| These cats look like bros yo. Hmmm....... |
Name: Matt and Gregory Hunt, or Gregory and Matt Hunt...
Summary: Often referred to as "the Twins" these two wise guys can always be found within a midgets length of
each other. They like to smile alot, or so we think. One of them wears a gay cowboy hat Matt?, I'm not sure which one. One
of them pitches and catches, but not at the same time. Wait.. One of them plays firstbase Greg? They were both born at the
same time. Thats right, two babies out of the same vagina at once. WOOF!!! Sidenote, Cowboy hats = LAME. Unless you smoke
Marlboros or ride horses.
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| Whats red and smells like blue paint? |
Name: Chadd Gaisor
Summary: This is my roommate Chadd. He's not actually "on the team" He's a pretty cool cat. CHYEA CHYEA!!! LOLZ
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| Osprey got mad pent up aggression in dudes heart. |
Name: John O'Hara
Summary: Where do I start. Some back story first. In the not so distance future (2845) the Nazi regime comes back into
power, shocking I know. Well after the regime begins to fall, they devise a complex plan to send robots back in time to help
solve (aka eliminate) the Nazis enemy at the time. ( Yes it is STILL the jews and the gypsies). Well this character is one
of those robots, a J3k-PLus, the most advanced robotic systems ever devised by man. Engineer not to feel, but to merely to
kill. But this robot does have a tremendous glitch. He is extremely susceptible to the popular series of YouTube videos titled
"Unforgivable". He can often be found quoting the films, alone, and laughing. Other than this he is a stone cold
killing machine who like chicken nuggets. Watch the fuck out if you know what I'm say. The niggas a fuckin robot. A fucking
future robot for that matter. FROM THE FUTURE. I cannot stress this enough. Nigga got a motherboard and shit.
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| The one, the only........... |
Name: Brian Jenkins
Summary: AKA Bo Jangles. Blah blah, gay, Blah blah, lame, blah blah, noodle, blah blah high school, blah. Blah.
Name: Joe Mihawlyiyiye
Summary: Dudes got some fuckin screws loose. Word up.
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