Position: OF/In front of mirror

Weight: A large wooden desk. Height: 6'

Is Like: If one of the Goodfellas decided to play baseball instead of kill people.

MLB Comparison: Frank Catalanotto

Quote: "Hey everyone, come see my new Abercrombie t-shirt. God I'm good looking. Everyone come see how good looking I am. Shit."

"Who just said Sopranos?"

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Position: INF

Weight: A newborn moose Height: 5'8"?

Is Like: If Bobby Knight played baseball.

MLB Comparison: A more normal headed Placido Polanco.

Quote: He says fuck alot. Ex: "Slick, shut the fuck up and go get the fucking stuff out of the fucking shed. Fuck!"

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